(The New) Earthernia Expanded Universe Timeline
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Updated: 25 Oct 2018
[Unable to access account for old timeline] This is a timeline for events in the Homestuck fan-comic "Earthernia". Ignore this timeline if you haven't read Homestuck or know what it is.
Bubble color guide:
Green - Pre scratch universe (Earth)
Blue - Post scratch universe (Earthernia)
Orange - Events that affected story characters
Dark Blue- Climate change/environmental events
Brown-green: Economy related events
Red: Meta info
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Start date for pre-scratch sessionStart date of comicArrival of the Comic EngineerTrump wins the US presidential electionTrump wins the US presidential election(Assume all events in pre-scratch Earth before 6/8/17 are the same as the real world[unless otherwise noted])Homestuck land closes for goodHomestuck's ending causes a mini-recessionCrocker army banned from entering the European UnionGermany & Norway ban Crocker ArmyCrockercorp data breachBetty Crocker is rebranded as "Crockercorp"National "Occupy Crocker" dayCongress allows Crocker Army to growClub Saturn opensDennis meets XeliosMSPaintAdventureland opens(renamed Homestuck land in 2011)Betty Crocker Army is establishedSignificant, life changing events occur to the post-scratch trollsBetty Bother is launchedDennis's father is killed by "Mr.Clipboard" from the movie "Foodfight"Xelios nearly killed by meteorWashington State legalises Troll/Human marriageBetty Crocker unaffected by Great RecessionApple releases the ideckThe FBI warns the president of Betty CrockerThe Condesce's original planEarthernia's real author is bornBetty Crocker takes over RussiaEarthernians leave the solar system for the first timeThe US lands on several of Saturn's moonsThe US lands on VenusThe US lands on MarsUS Government apologizes to TrollsThe US(finally) lands on Earthernia's green moonDrunk Comix Studios (Post Scratch) is foundedDrunk Comix Studios (Pre Scratch) is foundedMandatory Bucket Collection ends in the USPresident Nixon resignsNixon's "I am not a crook" speechBattle clashes between drones and trollsMillion Grub MarchMysterious Serial Killer capturedNixon wins re-electionThee USSR lands on the green moonNo bucket pledgeThe US lands on the pink moonNixon orders Imperial Drones to attack lowblood protestersRichard Nixon wins the US electionMysterious man goes on killing spreeGulf of Tonkin incidentStart date of comicArrival of the CondesceHiveswap: Act 1 releasesInvasion of Ukraine (Beginning of WWIII)South African military coupPost Scratch session beginsInvasion of UkraineCalifornia impacted by massive wildfiresRecord warm winter in Northern HemisphereDOW Jones hits 30,000 pointsNew strain of Ebola discovered in South Sudan"Shitpost Comedy" growing in popularityEbola kills over 20,000 in AfricaEbola cure "a success"U.S debt hits $30 trillionCollege becoming unattainable for much of the U.S populationTrump wins a 2nd term"Weird Homestuck Fancomic" gains massive cult following"9/11 sized terror attack likely within next 10 years""Shitpost" shows begin airing on CBSWorld's first "Blue Ocean Event"Economic crash of 2021 occursUnemployment soars to 10%University of Michigan closesUnemployment hits 25%"Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff" smashes box officeOver 50 colleges close for 2022-2023Droughts cause food shortages in California, MidwestFAFSA unable to grant loans to everyoneUnemployment approaches 40%Oakland police officers shoot an unarmed manThousands hold anti-police rallies in OaklandReports: Oakland may run out of drinking water by AugustSan Francisco rations drinking waterDisney produces it's first "Shitpost movie"Report: Scientists find that concentrated shitposts pollute the environmentFAFSA announces applicant limit of 15 millionMassive midwestern drought leads to "second dust bowl"University of Michigan reopensFlorida red tide outbreakBig Bang shitpost spinoff airs on ABCUnemployment levels off around 30%Detroit Public Schools closeSan Francisco avoids water crisisBritain officially leaves the EUItaly considers leaving EUScotland considers independenceItaly votes to leave EUFrench Elections: Marine Le Pen winsChristmas: Colorado, Minnesota, New York all snow freeEconomy report: Shitposts may be "key" to recovering economy2nd Dust Bowl continuesAnti-Trump riots occur in PhiladelphiaHurricane Dennis destroys MiamiAnti-trump riots consume the nationTrump declares the recession to be "over"Donald Trump leaves White House with 26% approval ratingsUnemployment rate below 18%Scotland votes to leave UK and rejoin EUUniversity of Michigan closes againRussia completes it's invasion of UkraineSweet Bro and Hella Jeff 2 is box office successReport: Half of TV programs now "Shitpost related"University of Michigan reopens againOngoing dust bowl results in "Corn crisis" in USThe first "hysteria event" occursThe first fully sapient AI goes liveAdditional Hysteria events occur in FloridaDrunk Comix Studios purchase Cartoon NetworkComic Engineer reveals himself to the worldEarthernia 10 year anniversaryTo date: Over 100 Hysteria incidents have occuredAgricultural food shortages result in another recessionMost areas in the midwest top 100 degrees FUnemployment: 21%CDC: Hysteria incidents becoming dangerousPolitical unrest is at an all time highOver 100 "Dark Carnivals" have been builtFAFSA lowers applicant limit to 12 million"Homestuck anniversary raid"FAFSA lowers applicant limit to 10 million2028 election: Presidential Candidate says he will "dismantle Drunk Comix"Report: Drunk Comix "Not to be trusted"Climate scientists: We have passed the point of no returnDroughts in Europe weaken economyFord, GM and Chrysler start selling self driving cars to the publicReport: Over 50% of Americans using VRUS military tests first "high powered laser gun"Drunk Comix utilizes VRNASA to open moon colony by 2031Daniel Huxley leading in election pollsVladimir Putin, president of Russia dies at age 76Daniel Huxley wins election; becomes 47th POTUSRussian government fallsHuxley takes first steps to end shitpostsNEF party officially elected to lead RussiaNASA: Blue ocean events "the new normal"University of Michigan closes for goodHuxley orders the closure of 20 Dark CarnivalsAntitrust lawsuit process set in motionParis Climate Change AgreementAbundant rains bring an end to "2nd dust bowl"Huxley sworn into officeUnemployment lowest in 8 yearsHuxley declares recession to be overDrunk Comix to acquire Disney, Viacom, Google by year's endForbes ranks Drunk Comix as world's fastest growing companyEarth day 2029: Google deploys thousands of AI robots to clean environment; pollutionFBI launches investigation into Drunk Comix and RussiaAntitrust lawsuit: US DOJ prevents Drunk Comix from acquiring Disney, Viacom or GoogleHysteria incident: Man dances naked on Time Square ball dropCE called to testify before congress regarding RussiaComic Engineer meets with President HuxleyRussian NEFs arrange a mass boycott of anything Finnish, Latvian, Polish, or JewishDebilitating Red Tide epidemic in LouisianaNEFs hold first "Earthernia Rally" in Kiev, UkraineFBI concludes that Drunk Comix is responsible for rise of the NEF partyDepartment of Justice begins hearings for the breakup of Drunk Comix Studios, INCFAFSA drops applicant limit to 9 million due to budget deficitChina starts investing in Space travel due to climate change"Hadron collider" incidentDOJ: Drunk Comix will be broken up by June 2031Much of Europe "snow free" this winterGermany experiences widespread crop failure for 3rd year in a rowNEF party starts building high-speed rail-lines throughout RussiaReport: Ethnic Ukrainians disappearing within NEF RussiaRomania votes to leave the EURomanian Fascists seize control of the government and impose martial lawComic Engineer shows his wrath to the worldNOAA: Over 75% of Gulf of Mexico now a "dead zone"2030 midterms: New law allows AI robots to voteNew York City constructs floodwall to protect from rising sea levelsDrunk Comix TV channel "Network 608" begins airingAfter the events of 6/8/2031, Scientists question if "Earthernia" is a real placeHysteria incidents across america kill 15,000Comic Engineer leavesNEFs hold second "Earthernia rally" in MoscowFuneral for president HuxleyRioting breaks out across the US against Drunk ComixNeo Fascist "Nathan Ruther" announces he's running for US PresidentWalmart adapts new "limited grocery" policyNASA sends space crew to moon to construct lunar baseSpace tourism becoming affordable for richest 5%Million acre "Winter wildfires" devastate Colorado, Arizona, Utah and WyomingSnow "becoming a rare sight" in America, EuropeAlgae blooms hit Florida despite it being winterScience report: Drunk Comix "Earthernia factories" are largest contributor to atmospheric pollutionEarthernia 15th anniversary birthday partyScientists utilize hadron collider to build a portalFAFSA lowers applicant limit to 8 millionRussian Nefs hold 3rd rally in St.PetersburgMinsk addition: Russia annexes BelarusNASA: Manned mission to Mars by 2035Years of refugee crisis have overwhelmed EuropeSaudi Arabia running out of oilDrunk Comix discovers shitpost memes can be used as energy sourceDrunk Comix opens first meme power plantNathan Ruther wins US election to become 50th POTUSActing POTUS 48 resignsReport: Over 95% of cars are electric; self-drivingNathan Ruther sworn into officeMeme power plants account for 20% of US energyNASA lunar base now has 10,000 settlersTrump pulls US out of NATONATO is disbandedRuther sets aside "Contaminated lands" for shitposts; hysteria ridden peopleDrunk Comix starts producing thousands of imperial dronesFood riots grip CaliforniaNathan Ruther makes shitposts mandatory in elementary schoolNEFs hold 4th rally in KazahkstanKazahkstan; Central Asia annexed to RussiaPeriods
HomestuckProblem SleuthBard QuestJailbreakClaire's father investigates Betty CrockerSburb Troll meteors arriveWatergate ScandalIncreased US involvement in VietnamVietnam WarCold WarWorld War IIIDrunk Comix gains ownership and rights to "Earthernia"Earthernia's original author is kidnappedGovernment shutdownOregon suffers from massive wildfireOakland riotsSecond Great DepressionMassive tornado outbreak damages Kansas City"Worst Hurricane season so far this century"Romanian Civil WarEven worse Hurricane seasonOut of season hurricanes batter Florida, Carolinas and TexasRecord breaking famines hit Africa
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