sep 21, 1995 - Day Seven

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Eggs is now bald and shirtless, it fell apart just like the rest of the situation. Everyone is hiding in fear of Eggs' hideous posture and lack of proper dental care [188]. Two brave neighbors do peek out to watch from the safety of behind their houses, rather than doing anything sensible, like calling the police about the monstrosity roaming their block for the past week. They may be scared of how scary Eggs is, but he is also scary hot with no more shirt on [189].

Meanwhile, Eggs has had enough, Ennard is too controlling in the relationship, and he is no longer The Real Eggs anymore. So, he finally chooses to do something about it and make a stand for himself. Eggs vomits Ennard, who lands directly into a conveniently placed sewer drain [190], bullseye, right where they belong! Although it was an incredibly skillful shot that required great aim, this does allow the regurgitated Ennard to escape easily, leaving no evidence behind for the absolute society they live in. Surprised by his 100% accuracy, Eggs flops to the ground like a deflated car salesperson, and definitely not because he has no more internal organs or bones without Ennard to support him anymore. But Circus Baby supports him one last time by repeatedly telling him that he won't die, just like she told him in the Fake Ending, so he doesn't. He gets back up like nothing happened, silver eyes, terrible teeth, and all. He uses sheer Will power, inherited from his father, to regrow his entire skeletal structure and internal organs on demand, because his scooper injected Remnant obviously cannot do something like that. At least the Remnant fixes the bad posture that rubbed off on Eggs from Ennard.
On the bright side, Ennard's plan worked and Eggs ends his addiction to “The Immortal and the Restless” and popcorn too. On the not so bright side, Eggs gains a new crippling addiction to chewing gum, becoming a real surefire Gum Dropping Angel.
Anyway, Eggs is no longer the man he used to be, a shell of his former self, if you will, and so he changes his name back to none other than... Michael Afton (dun dun dun) [191].
Afterward, he gives his father, William Afton, a Bunny Call (or he possibly just talks to himself) to summarize about 1% of what happened.
He found it, right where William said it would be. They were all there, but they did not recognize him at first [192]. Then, they thought he was William [193]. He found her, and put her back together, also like William asked him to. She is free now, but something is wrong with himself. He should be dead, but he is not, so he has been living in the shadows [194]. Now, there is only one thing left for him to do, and that is to tell William about how he is going to come find him, in a dramatic slowed down fashion. [164]- NOT that, alright? This joke is getting as stale as Eggs. Anyway, his dramatic speech ends with him telling William, who is apparently not present, he is going to come find him (twice).

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