TRIPPY ASS HUMAN HISTORY
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elusinian mysteriesgobekli tepeserpent moundaccepted age of sphinxayahuascaTassili mushroom artteotihuacan at peakmoses is bornabraham bornTiwanaku in peruinca empirevikings in north americaThe world’s oldest Homo sapiens fossils -
which could represent the first human family -
were excavated in a barite mine at Jebel Irhoud,
60 miles west of Marrakesh,
and date to between 300,000 and 350,000 years old.The earliest examples of our species were found in the 1960s by Richard Leakey,
at Omo Kibish in south-western Ethiopia
dating from 195,000 years agomacchu picchu builty haplo group in middle easty haplo group into europe and australiay dna in americasy dna in south americaCosquer Cave, a paleolithic cave art site in France,
is situated 120 feet below sea level.
The paintings are from 27,000 years ago,
and the cave would have been accessible during that time due to the decreased sea levels.
The paintings show a number of extinct animals,
like the megaloceros deer,
a very large variety,
as well as ibex, seals and great auks.the first examples of Chumash rock artThe seeds of mescal beans,
found in what is now southern Texas and northern Mexico,
date from the end of the ninth millennium B.C.neaderthals extinctcrater in yucutanfire discoveredthe wheelstonehengerome foundedfirst appearance of Homo sapiens in Africa.[1]
200,000–180,000 years ago:
time of mitochondrial Eve and Y-chromosomal AdamAntikythera mechanismcleopatra bornhumans are wearing clothing by this datesmall perforated seashell beads from Taforalt in Morocco
are the earliest evidence of personal adornment found anywhere in the worldThe bow and arrow first replace the spear thrower in Africa.earliest sewing needle found.
Made and used by Denisovans.The Sahara desert region is wet and fertile.earliest evidence of advanced deep sea fishing technology at the Jerimalai cave site in East Timor—
demonstrates high-level maritime skills and by implication the technology needed to make ocean crossings to reach Australia and other islands,
as they were catching and consuming large numbers of big deep sea fish such as tuna.100,000 years ago – The oldest known ritual burial of modern humans at Qafzeh in Israel:
a double burial of what is thought to be a mother and child.
The bones have been stained with red ochre.Venus of Willendorfa zig-zag etching made with a shark tooth
on a freshwater clam-shell around 500,000 years agoUr was an important Sumerian city-state in ancient Mesopotamia,
located at the site of modern Tell el-Muqayyar in south Iraq's Dhi Qar Governorate.Kingdom of Kusholdest known painted object in the Americas is the Cooper Bison Skull
from 10,900–10,200 BCE.Guitarrero Cave in Peru has the earliest known textiles in South America,
dating to 8000 BCEÇatalhöyükThe use of fire became widespread for the first time in human prehistory during the Middle Paleolithic
and humans began to cook their food c. 250,000 years ago6,000 BCE Cannabis seeds and oil used for food in China.An archeological site in the Oki Islands near Japan
contained cannabis achenes from about 8000 BC,
probably signifying use of the plant.First recorded use of cannabis as medicine in Chinese pharmacopoeia.Alcohol: The earliest alcoholic drink dates back to 7,000-6,600 B.C.
Residues of the drink were found in pottery shards from the ancient village of Jiahu,
in China’s Henan Province.
The drink consisted of a mixture of rice, honey,
and fermented grapes or other fruit.The earliest fossil remains of the hallucinogenic San Pedro cactus,
found in a cave in Peru,
date back to between 8,600 and 5,600 B.C.small stone sculptures called “mushroom stones” found in Guatemala, Mexico,
Honduras and El Salvador suggest hallucinogenic mushrooms were used in sacred cults between 500 B.C. and 900 A.D.The city now known as Mexico City
was founded as Tenochtitlan by the Aztecs in 1325445,000 BC: The Nefiliro,
led by Enki, arrive on Earth from the Twelfth Planet. Eridu -
Earth Station I - is established in southern Mesopotamia.360,000 BC:
The Nefilim establish Bad-Tibira as their metallurgical center for smelting and refining.
Sippar, the spaceport, and other cities of the gods are built.300,000 BC: The Anunnaki mutiny. Man -
the "Primitive Worker" -
is fashioned by Enki and Ninhursag.The Sumerian texts suggest that a second major Anunnaki intervention occurred
in human development around 100,000 years ago in the Middle East.Emil Bachler, between 1903 and 1927, excavated three caves in the high Alps...
The first Charcoal, flints of pre-Mousterian style,
flagstone flooring, benches, work tables, and altars for the ritual of the bear -
the earliest altars of any kind yet found, or known of, anywhere in the world.great pyramid at gizaCannabis is mentioned in the Hindu sacred text Atharvaveda (Science of Charms) as “Sacred Grass”,
one of the five sacred plants of India.
It is used by medicinally and ritually as an offering to Shiva.Descension of Krishnarig veda is writtentrojan warking solomon bornnefertiti borntower of babellibrary at alexandriaAngkor Watscholars believe the Nazca Lines were created by the Nazca culture between 500 BC and 500 AD
The figures vary in complexity.7000 BCE, people moved south to sub saharathe monsoons began to dry up. That's when people began to cluster back around the Nile againthe Sahara began to experience heavy monsoons starting about 8500 years BCE.
The whole region became a grassy savannah,
full of edible plants and animals,
and people moved from the Nile valley deep into the eastern Sahara.bhudda bornstones are cut in baalbekcrater lake.
The climactic (caldera-forming) eruption of Mount Mazama.
klamath people say battle between Llao and SkellOtzi. a 5,300-year-old caveman in the Oetztal Alps in ItalyTollund Man in denmarkinca ice maidenTemple of Kukulcan, chichen itzamaya preclassic periodcarnac stonesskopje inhabitedocean rises and england is cut off from rest of europehumans begin to plowfirst date in mayan calendarfirst beer is brewedagriculture in fertile crescentfirst domesticated dog found in Idahoclay pottery appearshumans cross bering straitcro magnon man flourishinghumans make it to the southern most point of south americaThe Piri Reis MapChupícuaro in mexicotibetan book of the deadDiquis culture in costa ricapalenqueticalThe Chinchorro culture developed in the Atacama Desert in Chilepegamum harmala discovered in the hair of an adult male mummy and a mummified one-year-old baby in Northern Chile.
The older male was buried with snuffing trays and pipes which may have been used to consume the drug.
The remains are believed to be from 800 to 1200 AD.opium first cultivated by SumeriansCharred cannabis seeds have also been found in bowls that date
from the Bronze age Pit-Grave culture that appeared in Romania around 2000BC.Researchers have also found reddish stains on 13,000 year old human teeth
found in a burial pit in Duyong Cave on Palawan Island in the southern Philippines,
which are thought to be caused by chewing the leaves of the betel plant.Homo floresiensis dies outHomo floresiensis in indonesiaLucy (Australopithecus)The Olmec beginThe Selva Pascuala mural, with mushroomsPythagoras bornpalace at Knossospompeii destoyedhermes trismegistus birth datePlato bornsocrates bornBased on linguistic analysis of languages from northern Asia.
Around 4000 BCE, the Uralic language split into two branches, both of which contain similar root words for "inebriation".
In some of these languages the root "pang" signifies both 'intoxicated' and the A. muscaria mushroom.
These linguistic similarities suggest (but do not prove) that A. muscaria was known to be intoxicating before the languages split around 4000 BCE.Dwarka krishna's golden cityNimrud lenseDerinkuyu’s Massive, Ancient Underground CityThe Longyou CavesNan madol in Micronesia 50 ton stones used in constructionĦal-Saflieni Hypogeum in MaltaThe fortified citadel of Arkaim in russiaConfucius bornGenghis KhanEtruscan civilizationmuhammed bornLaozi founder of Taoism born in chinaToltec EmpireRecent study shows that the stone tools found at Xiaochangliang site are magnetostratigraphically dated to 1.36 million years ago.The archaeological site of Xihoudu in Shanxi Province
is the earliest recorded use of fire by Homo erectus,
which is dated 1.27 million years ago.The Ancient Caves of Uplistsikhe, Georgia
Fortress of the LordDevetashka – the Bulgarian CaveAccording to Mormon belief,
an Israelite named Lehi journeys with his family from the Middle East to the Americas.
Lehi's descendants divide into two tribes,
the Nephites and the Lamanites,
named after two of Lehi's sons.
The Nephites, initially more prosperous and religious,
become corrupt over time and are locked into centuries of warfare with the nomadic Lamanites,
whom Mormons consider the ancestors of Native Americans.After his crucifixion and resurrection,
Jesus Christ appears in the Americas and preaches to the Nephites.
Christ's appearance inaugurates a period of harmony with the Lamanites that lasts 200 years,
but eventually the tribes fall into conflict again.A Nephite prophet named Mormon has been writing the story of his people.
On the eve of a climatic battle with the Lamanites,
Mormon turns over the core of what will become known as the Book of Mormon,
transcribed on gold plates, to his son Moroni.
Mormon is mortally wounded in the battle at a place called Cumorah,
and the Nephites are nearly obliterated,
but Moroni survives another 36 years and adds material to the Book of Mormon before sealing up the plates in 421.jesus bornDuring the reign of the Roman Emperor Constantine the Great (AD 306–337),
Christianity began to transition to the dominant religion of the Roman Empire.The great fire of Rome breaks out and destroys much of the city on this day in the year 64.Earliest Egyptian Myths Recorded.Hathor, known as Mistress of Dendera,
cult center flourishes in the city of Dendera.Osiris as Dying and Reviving God and God of the Dead appears in Pyramid Texts.Life of Enheduanna, daughter of Sargon of Akkad,
and world's first author known by name.The Sumerian Epic of Gilgamesh written on clay tablets.Written form of the Atrahasis Myth of the Great Flood.The earliest linguistic evidence of Amanita muscaria use as an intoxicant.
Based on linguistic analysis of languages from northern Asia.
Around 4000 BCE,
the Uralic language split into two branches,
both of which contain similar root words for "inebriation".
In some of these languages the root "pang" signifies both 'intoxicated' and the A. muscaria mushroom.
These linguistic similarities suggest (but do not prove) that A. muscaria was known to be intoxicating before the languages split around 4000 BCE.Xochipilli statue carved.
Aztec statue depicts the Prince of Flowers decorated with 6 psychoactive plants:
mushrooms, tobacco, morning glory, sinicuichi, cacahuaxochitl,
and one unidentified.Assyrians describe ergot as a "noxious postule in the ear of grain."Theophrastus, a student of Aristotle,
writes about the hallucinogenic effects of Datura stramonium.
The text contains one of the earliest references to the concept of tolerance to a drug. 2Datura as "thorn apple"
included in Greek De Materia Medica (Περὶ ὕλης ἰατρικῆς) by Pedanius Dioscorides,
describing its intoxicating properties.The Kamasutra of Vātsyāyana includes at least two references to datura.
One reference instructs a man to annoint his penis with honey infused with datura before sexual intercourse,
to make his partner "subject to his will".Native Americans in the Rio Grande (Shumla Caves) area collected mescaline containing peyote buttons
and manufactured peyote effigy sculpturesPeyote used ceremonially by indigenous cultures
in Texas and Mexico.The use of hallucinogenic mushrooms and peyote are driven underground
as use of "non-alcohol" intoxicants is forbidden by Europeans in Mexico.
Catholic priests punish the use of entheogens by native people.Evidence of coca chewing by people in northwestern Peru.
Archaeologists have found both chewed leaves and calcium-rich rocks
that would have provided the lime that is used to this day in conjunction with coca chewing.
Evidence suggests it was produced as a community activity
at about the same time as systematic farming was being developed in the region.Coca chewing is practiced throughout South America.
Coca is believed to be a gift from God.Burial site in N. Chile includes bag with snuffing paraphernalia
and snuff remnants containing DMT, 5-MeO-DMT, and bufotenin.
Other sites include seeds of Anadenanthera spp.Earliest written record of the cultivation of hops,
describes a hop garden near Geisenfeld in the Hallertau region of Germany.San Pedro cactus are believed to have been used sacramentally around this time
as evidenced by finds of cactus remains rolled into cigar form.
These were discovered by Peruvian archaeologist Rosa Fung
at the Chavín site of Las Aldas.A Chavín stone carving from a temple at Chavín de Huantar in northern Peru
shows the principal diety holding a San Pedro cactus.Field specimens from the site of Quanhucun show key body parts
and the presence of an aged feline with worn dentition.moores invade spainthe fall of granadarapa nui erect these things on easter islandfounding of spartaRashid ad-Din Sinan and his assasinsElizabeth BáthoryLa Noche TristeVlad the Impaler bornthe warmer climate allowed the expansion of proto-Basque groups,
or proto-Europeans,
across the north of Africa and the entire continent of Europe,
expanding the Magdalenian culture across Europe.Phoenicia was a thalassocratic ancient Semitic civilization
that originated in the Eastern Mediterranean
and in the west of the Fertile Crescent.dama del eche caved in iberiaPumapunku or Puma Punku is part of a large temple complex or monument group
that is part of the Tiwanaku Site near Tiwanaku,
in western BoliviaStone Age man created massive networks of underground tunnels
criss-crossing Europe from Scotland to TurkeyCelts had settled in many European countries
including Austria, Britain, France, Holland,
Belgium, Switzerland, Western Germany,
Northern Spain, Turkey and HungaryKingdom of Punt in east AfricaThe Dar Tichitt site West africaKingdom of NokTerra Cotta Soldiers in ChinaGreat Wall of ChinaOracle at DelphiAncient Greek Island’s Complex Plumbing System
Excavations show the settlement of Dhaskalio at the pilgrimage site
Keros was a sophisticated urban centerThe slavs,
who inhabited a large part of Eastern Europe,
were taken as slaves by the Muslims of Spain during the ninth century AD.The Quran contains several verses regarding the origin of the Kaaba,
it states that the Kaaba was the first House of Worship,
and that it was built by Ibrahim and Ishmael on God's instructions.The Mausoleum at Halicarnassus or Tomb of
Mausolus was a tomb built between 353 and 350 BC at Halicarnassus (present Bodrum, Turkey) for Mausolus,
a satrap in the Persian Empire,
and his sister-wife Artemisia II of Caria.
The structure was designed by the Greek architects Satyros and Pythius of Priene.[1][2]The Temple of Artemis was located near the
ancient city of Ephesus, about 75 km south from
the modern port city of İzmir, in Turkey. Today
the site lies on the edge of the modern town of
Selçuk.The Colossus of Rhodes was a statue of the Greek
titan-god of the sun Helios, erected in the city of
Rhodes, on the Greek island of the same name,
by Chares of Lindos in 280 BC.The Lighthouse of Alexandria, sometimes called
the Pharos of Alexandria was a lighthouse built
by the Ptolemaic Kingdom between 280 and 247
BC which has been estimated to be 100 metres in
overall height.Petra , originally known as Raqmu, is a historical
and archaeological city in southern Jordan. It was
established possibly as early as the 4th century
BC as the capital city of the Nabataean KingdomMenelik brings the Ark to EthiopiaIn 905 Naum founded a monastery on the shores
of Lake Ohrid, which later received his name. He
died there in 910 and Clement initiated the
process of his canonization. In this way Naum became the first “native” saint of Bulgaria.The Statue of Zeus at Olympia was a giant seated figure,
about 13 m (43 ft) tall,
made by the Greek sculptor Phidias around 435
BC at the sanctuary of Olympia, Greece, and
erected in the Temple of Zeus there.Alexandar the great is bornHanging Gardens of BabylonDestruction of Maldek (current asteroid belt),
related with usage of weapons of war, and
disregard for the stability of the planet and life
itself. Souls of the planet are trapped in a state of
fear due to the traumatic experience.Elements from the Federation of Planets manage
to reach the trapped entities’s consciousness and
start the process of releasing them from the trauma.The Atlantis civilizationFinal filling of Lemurian land space with water,
also in a final deluge event, where many
Lemurians died. End of the Lemurian civilization.
Water levels are about as they are today.Xenu,also called Xemu, was, according to
Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, the dictator
of the "Galactic Confederacy" who 75 million
years ago brought billions
of his people to Earth (then known as "Teegeeack") in DC-8-like spacecraft, stacked
them around volcanoes, and killed them with
hydrogen bombs. Official Scientology scriptures
hold that the thetans (immortal spirits) of these
aliens adhere to humans, causing spiritual harm.Akhenaten (r. 1353-1336 BCE) was a pharaoh of
Egypt of the 18th Dynasty. He is also known as
`Akhenaton' or `Ikhnaton' and also `Khuenaten',
all of which are translated to mean `successful
for' or `of great use to' the god Aten. Akhenaten
chose this name for himself after his conversion to the cult of Aten.chumash inhabit santa cruz islandnewgrange mound irelandImpaled Mesolithic Skull
found on the bottom of a shallow lake in Kanaljorde SwedenNew
eventImpaled Mesolithic Skull
found on the bottom of a shallow lake in Kanaljorden swedenthis egyptian tunicthese pants near Turfan, northwestern ChinaThe Pazyryk carpetEgtved Girl on Denmark's Jutland peninsulaHuldremose Woman, JutlandFuneral banner of Lady Dai (Xin Zhui)neanderthals making art in caves in La Pasiega Spaincheddar man died in englandoldest recorded recipe is beer from sumeriaoldest sculpture of human figure is Venus of Hohle, Germanyoldest shoe found in ArmeniaOldest musical instrument is found in Germany
= a flute made from vulture boneOldest DINOSAUR FOSSIL
Ruhuhu Basin, southern TanzaniaOldest Jewelry Krapina Eagle Talon
Krapina site, Croatiaoldest jewelry - krapina eagle talon, krapina croatiaFort Rock Shoes
> Approximate Date: 8,970-7,700 B.C.
> Location: Fort Rock, OregonSulawesi Warty Pig Cave DrawingHaplogroup A
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