sep 22, 2011 - RICKY GERVAIS BLOG Johnny Depp New Photo

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Strange but true...
With the format rights to Flanimals, The Ricky Gervais Show, An Idiot Abroad and The Office syndicated around the world, I am now so rich that I am able to hire Johnny Depp to carry my penis for me wherever I go.

A bit too keen there Johnny.. I haven't even got it out yet. Ha ha ha. Ha. Ha ha ha ha ha LOLBWOTI (Laughing out loud but wanking on the inside)

And now a couple of Depp movie/knob related puns:
Dongy Brasco
Wango

Thank you.
Even stranger but true...