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apr 24, 2014 - GUARDIAN Transcendence review: JD is less attractive here than Zoolander

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US VA Amber Heard Evidence Exhibit 22: Article - The Guardian -Transcendence review - Johnny Depp is less attractive here than Zoolander, 4/24/14

This is like a heavy-handed and humourless version of Spike Jonze's postmodern comedy Her, mulched in with the old sci-fi novel Donovan's Brain, about keeping someone's brain alive in a tank. We are invited to believe in Johnny Depp as a mathematical genius in the field of artificial intelligence.

He is the megabrainy Dr Will Caster who decides to "transcend" his puny bioform and upload his entire consciousness – that whole magnetic personality of his – to a specially built, warehouse-sized mainframe in the desert in which his activities become increasingly disturbing. Unfortunately, with his zonked-out face and barista facial hair, Depp looks as if his entire mind could be comfortably housed in one of Alan Sugar's Amstrad PCWs.

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US VA Amber Heard Evidence Exhibit 22

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