I've just thought of a way for us to make a lot of money. I know you already have a lot of money, but I mean a lot of money and with very little effort. First of all, we buy Amber a pet beaver and then we take pictures of you shaving said beaver, all that is left to do is create a website with the domain name, Johnny Depp shaves Amber Heard's beaver, and then we sell advertising space like fucking crazy. Clearly there are many spin-offs, you could poke/punch...
Source: UK Court Documents: - Trial Transcript Day 2 pp223