jan 6, 2020 - discord universe collbarative letter for avaris

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the letter:

Dear Avaris, or, alternatively, hye's father,
Hello! Greetings to you, dear sir, thank you for finding this missive. We hope it finds you well. On this year of our Lord, two-thousand-twenty, Discord Universe will attempt to write a collaborative letter to you, hye's father.
It is with a heavy heart that I have to inform you that this letter will be a disaster but everybody involved is genuinely trying their best.
Additionally, we must apprise you of the fact that regarding the aforementioned topic, it's necessary to expedite the process as much as possible within the constraints of our one grammatical allowance, so please bear with our unfortunately truncated missive; we value your business acumen and your relationship with our company, and to that end we formally ask your permission for the following:

a.) The allowing of openly worshiping the Pikachu Pantheon

b.) Vo--

C.) Another ration book for Mr. Frank's at the grocers is ever so kind but even so, we grow weak with lack of protein.
D.) a sample of your hair for cryogenic freezing

e.) a reusable copy of your digital and handwritten signature

Please deposit all of the goods and services in a secure location away from any potential trouble (GPS coordinates in attachments).

Additionally, we require your compliance with another issue that I’m sure you’ll be well-versed in: climate change. We all know your hoarding polar bears and ice in your closet for this "big project" You are keeping secret, to prevent this we have a plan called: the big worm.
the big worm consists of 3 phases:
we first send our pearl team to our secret base in the SUN there they will use Ezk's frost ray to make the sun chill. that wouldn't be enough tho and that's where the 2nd phase come in:
on earth we'll build rockets from different points on earth (Phineas and Ferb style) to get earth further from the sun to also make it chill. and to prevent climate change from ever happening again that's where you come in:
we need an army of of stabvarises to keep the world leaders and companies in check basically a huge ass military coup.
thank you for taking your time reading this message and we hope you can help us with our needs ~~DU


avaris's response:

a. Please submit a list of each requested deity and their associated domain of responsibility for my review. Please include relevant details regarding their origin, holy symbol, preferred forms of worship, and relevant relationships to other deities within the pantheon.

b. No.

c. Nature Valley™️ Peanut Butter Dark Chocolate protein bars will be delivered to your location posthaste.

d. Unfortunately, due to the nature of my creation no part of my being can be cryogenically frozen. I speak from experience.

e. Here you go: Avaris#0232

Regarding your proposed action for climate change, I'm afraid I'll have to decline due to the fact that the plan called "The Big Worm" does not, in fact, include a big worm in any shape or form. Honestly, a glaring oversight in my opinion.

I hope this answers your inquiries to your satisfaction.
- Avaris#0232

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