18h 30min, jun 19, 2019 y - Hash #638: Mountain Man

Description:

Hares: Tinkershnitzel & Penis Colada
Where: The sugar shack on the Bolton Valley Access Road (https://goo.gl/maps/PaYqWfwxjNWHihBm9),

A - A

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Feel like the days are getting LONGER? HARDER?
Feel like trails should also get LONGER?.... HARDER?.... (crickets)

Well you're in luck!
Wednesday June 19, Cum Tinker with your Penis up in the wilderness of Bolton for the anal summer solstice trail, Mountain Man!

Tinkershnitzel and Penis Colada are here to help you celebrate one of the longest days of the year in true Pagan fashion with Beer, Rugged Trail, Grilled Food, Swimming, and Wood Nymphs (European Nudists)!

Amazing trail features:
- Swimming at all Beer Stops!
- Waterfalls!
- Grilled Food!
- Fewer Bugs! (seriously, bugs don't like the altitude!)
- In true Mountain Man fashion - SHIGGERIFIC TRAIL!
- And special for this year... EXTREME WALKER TRAIL that leads you to all the beer without the shiggy!

... and because Tinker and PC are all about doing you just right: CHOOSE YOUR OWN TRAIL DIFFICULTY! At multiple points of the trail, you can decide whether you want it HARDER and LONGER... Or you can bail and join the walkers to head straight to the beer!

Bring: Swimming Attire, Cranium Lamps, Whistles, $5 Hash Cash, Virgins