mar 15, 1999 - Dr. Stanley Vega's SIN test

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Dr. Spencer: "Okay, Dr. Vega. I'm assuming your familiar with the process of a SIN test, correct?"

Dr. Vega: "That's correct."

Dr. Spencer: "Okay, great. So, I'm going to ask you a series of questions, and you're going to answer truthfully. Once the test is complete, we'll know if you are infected or not. That being said, here's the first question: it's Christmas morning, and you're with your family. Your wife hands you a wrapped gift. What do you do next?"

Dr. Vega: Well, uh, of course, I'd thank my wife and open the present, carefully unraveling the ribbons. And then I'd probably give her a hug."

Dr. Spencer: "Next question: it's early in the morning, and you see a UFO in the sky, illuminated by light of dawn. What are you thinking?"

Dr. Vega: "Uh, I'd probably be a bit confused, but I'd probably think of it rationally. Could it potentially have been a balloon, or a plane, a helicopter? A UFO implies its merely unidentified. Could be entirely prosaic."

Dr. Spencer: "Okay, last question: you have decided to participate in a charity event for your local church. Why did you make this decision?"

Dr. Vega: "Well, I was born and raised Catholic, and I think if I had the opportunity to give to those less fortunate, I would."

Dr. Spencer: "Thank you, Dr. Vega. Your results came clean. Please exit to the door on your right and remain seated in the waiting room until your are called. Thank you again for your cooperation."

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