jun 1, 1971 - The Massachusetts Threat Defense Group
declassifies Emergency Reel B
Description:
"Declassified and approved for public viewing 6-1-1972"
"Amended by the Massachusetts Threat Defense Group for use in the event of an unforeseen attack."
"WARNING: Reel contains instructions that may ███████████████."
"Through extensive investigation, it was found that nuclear weapons being transported to Bikini Atoll passed through the town of Myceliand, Massachusetts. During our investigation of Myceliand, an intelligent fungal-like specimen was discovered inhabiting remote areas of the town. It is unclear exactly how this fungal entity operates, but it seems to defy known biological laws. Recommendation: produce media pertaining to safety regarding potential outbreak of this entity."