23 май 2014 г. - DLISTED Don’t Piss Off Amber Heard Or She’ll Go “Trailer Park” On You

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This magazine article appears to have disappeared from the internet - the attached link is a pdf of the original article.

Future gold digger hall-of-famer Amber Heard is in the June/July issue of W Magazine and how she’s the Lady Gaga of acting (“I don’t imagine myself, my work, or my life, fitting into any kind of standardized path”) she said that even
though she’s a fancy Hollywood type on the outside, inside she’s a Cheeto-eating
Dew-chugging potential Maury guest at heart:

“Whenever my old friends meet someone I’m involved with romantically, they immediately warn them: ‘She may look refined, but when she’s angry, she can go trailer park really fast.’”

Now might be a fun time to remind you that Amber grew up in Austin, TX with two
employed parents who sent her to private school, so really, the closest she ever got
to a trailer park is her name (no offense to the Trailer Park Ambers of this great country). And she says “trailer park” like it’s a bad thing; please pull up a lawn chair and have several seats. I know trailer parks and I know trash, and some of the trashiest fight-hungry bitches I knew growing up were from the “fancy” part of town and have several seats. I know trailer parks and I know trash, and some of the
trashiest fight-hungry bitches I knew growing up were from the “fancy” part of town
(which in my town just meant you had three cars in the driveway and all of them worked). And I don’t know what’s funnier: that this rich bitch thinks she’s undercover trailer trash or that her friends think she “looks refined” (ease up on the ass-kissing, friends, she doesn’t have Johnny Depp’s money yet).

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