28 ottob 2023 anni - Saturday

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Bad Ending: Henry prerecords a tape for Mike, just in case he does not fulfill the entirety of the requirements for paragraph 4. The tape initially congratulates Mike on completing the week. Unfortunately, he did not meet his special obligations under Paragraph 4, his employment is terminated and they will mail him his things. End tape. Luckily, that is not the case and something much more interesting happens instead...

Mike is congratulated for completing a full week on the job, and he has done it in such a lackluster way that no one is proud of or disappointed in him. It is a fine line to walk, but he did it, completing his job with such an efficient level of laziness, that they are surprised he is able to dress himself in the morning. Although such a minimalist work ethic is rare, it does not mean that Fazbear Entertainment, Inc. wants him back. In fact, it means he should look for employment elsewhere. But before he leaves, he is given a Certificate of Mediocrity. Mike should be proud, he stood on two feet and convinced someone that he could do something, when he could not. Now, he gets out.

Except, that is also Tutorial Unit's just in case speech, if Mike had managed to complete the week with a Faz Rating of zero, which he did not. Something much more interesting happens instead...


By some miracle, Mike has completed a full week on the job and is congratulated for doing so. At Fazbear Entertainment, Inc., they encourage a healthy spirit of entrepreneurship, which sometimes means taking risks, but Mike took that a step further. He was reckless and borderline criminally negligent in almost every decision that he made, so much so, that he has been deemed a liability hazard, even for them. They will mail him his final paycheck, minus the costs of wiping the security footage clean (PLOTHOLE?) and erasing all trace of his employment from their files. But he should not feel like he is leaving empty-handed, he takes a Blacklist Certificate. He will be lucky to ever find employment in Hurricane, Utah again. Now, take care.

This is what really happens, or at least it would be what happens, if Mike had not completed the prerequisites of Paragraph 4 by the end of the week. Something much more interesting happens instead...

Scrap Baby has a monologue.

Connection terminated. I am sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I am afraid you have been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You do not even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends.

And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you: although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should.

And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. they do not belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more, waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so do not keep the Devil waiting, old friend.

My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It is in your nature to protect the innocent. I am sorry on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you. I should have known you would not be content to disappear, not my daughter. I could not save you then, so let me save you now. It is time to rest; for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

Mike's charred corpse is congratulated on completing his work week. They apologize if his situation was not presented to him in a completely honest fashion when he first started, but it was important that his intentions and actions be genuine. At Fazbear Entertainment, Inc., they value fun, family, and food, but more importantly, they value their commitment to atoning for past mistakes and typing up loose ends. They thank Mike for his participation. There is no need for him to return to work next week, as Fazbear Entertainment, Inc. is no longer a corporate entity. Mike is pleased to accept a Certificate of Completion. Tutorial Unit bids Mike goodbye (for now) and thanks him for taking this journey with them.

Mike really ought to have Count the Ways this week could have gone, especially considering the still very much present vagueness regarding the canonical playthrough.

UCN: Nightmare Balloon Boy wants William to Step Closer, so he can help to count his teeth. There are exactly 170 something??? teeth, gee, thanks WIlliam!

Molten Freddy is finally living up to his name!

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