Buesherian Era (9 feb 490 año aC – 9 feb 428 año aC)

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The dawn of the Ancient Athenian empire.
Led by Jar-appointed emperor Alexandrius "Sewer Slide" Buesher, the empire did great things.

The era started off epically with the emperor sending letters to neutral territories, asking them to politely become puppet states. A lot of them actually did, vastly expanding the empire.
At some point, there was potential for a rivalry to appear between Athens and their neighbor, Thessaly. Athens taunted them a lot and even put 2 pictures of cock and balls on their border line sign. They ended up becoming close allies until Athens went to war against Sparta.
Thessaly couldn't keep up with the demands from the Athenians, so they split.
Another alliance bloomed between Athens and Epirus. Even when the war with Sparta got bad or when the 430 BC plague hit, Epirus stayed loyal. This was until late 429 BC when Athens wanted to do a press conference with Epirus to build morale and trust. The Athenian leader, Buesher, wanted to build more trust by pinching the Epirian leader's ass. This went absolutely terribly, causing Epirus to go to war as well.
In the end, Athens was now in a free-for-all war against Sparta and their former ally Epirus.
With all of the debt that Athens gained as well as the overwhelming distrust and hatred toward the emperor, Alexandrius Buesher killed himself by slipping on a banana and falling out of a tall window, giving him the name: "Sewer Slide".

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