Dweebville Timeline
Category: Other
Updated: 25 Jan 2018
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Created byZachary Hochheim
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Events
2/4/1991
Tiny Tune Adventures
The Return to the Acme Acres Zone5/14/1991
Primus
Sailing the Seas of Cheese7/13/1991
Terminator 28/25/1991
Ren & Stimpy
Space Madness/ The Boy Who Cried Rat!9/1/1991
Ren & Stimpy
"Fire Dogs/Stimpy’s Storybook Land: The Littlest
Giant"9/24/1991
Nirvana
Nevermind10/16/1991
Seinfeld
The LIbrary12/6/1991
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country12/15/1991
Ren & Stimpy
Untamed World/Marooned2/3/1992
Northern Exposure
Burning Down the House2/11/1992
Ren & Stimpy
Cheese Rush Days/Weiner Barons2/14/1992
Wayne's World2/20/1992
The Simpsons
Homer at the Bat2/23/1992
Ren & Stimpy
Black Hole/Stimpy’s Invention5/5/1992
Wolfenstein 3D5/7/1992
Sir Mix-alot
Baby Got backSeptember 1992
We start middle school9/1/1992
Super Mario Kart11/3/1992
Rage Against the Machine
Rage Against the Machine11/7/1992
Ren & Stimpy
Sven Hoek12/15/1992
Dr. Dre
The Chronic1993
Sim City 20001/14/1993
The Simpsons
Marge vs. the Monorail4/15/1993
Seinfeld
The Smelly Car5/18/1993
Parliament/Funkadelic
Tear the Roof Off: 1974-19805/23/1993
Ren & Stimpy
The Royal Canadian Kilted YaksmenJune 1993
Finish 6th grade6/11/1993
Jurassic Park7/20/1993
Cypress Hill
Insane in the Brain7/28/1993
Robin Hood: Men in TightsSept 1993
Start 7th grade9/21/1993
Nirvana
In Utero9/24/1993
Myst12/10/1993
Doom2/11/1994
Blank Check3/29/1994
Gwar
This Toilet EarthJune 1994
Finish 7th grade7/5/1994
DGC Rarities Vol. 1September 1994
Start 8th grade9/13/1994
Blues Traveler
Four9/23/1994
The Shawshank Redemption10/1/1994
Ren & Stimpy
Hermit Ren11/5/1994
Ren & Stimpy
"Magical Golden Singing Cheeses/Hard Day’s
Luck"12/5/1994
The Stoned Age1995
Purple is my smile1/5/1995
Seinfeld
The Switch2/14/1995
The Poster Children
Junior Citizen4/16/1995
Seinfeld
The Doodle4/19/1995
Oklahoma City Bombing7/17/1994
O.J. Simpson Bronco CHase5/11/1995
Seinfeld
The Facepainter5/11/1995
My 14th birthday5/18/1995
Seinfeld
The UnderstudyJune 1995
Graduated from middle school7/18/1995
Ramones
¡Adios Amigos!8/22/1995
Dishwalla
Pet Your FriendsSeptember 1995
Start high school9/22/1995
Empire RecordsOctober 1995
The Calvin and Hobbes 10th Anniversary Book10/23/1995
Smashing Pumpkins
Melon Collie and the Infinite Sadness11/10/1995
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls11/15/1995
Earthworm Jim 212/9/1995
Warcraft 212/16/1995
Ren & Stimpy
A Scooter for Yaksmas12/29/1995
Twelve MonkeysDecember 1995
The Onion
Clinton Vows to Deploy Vowels to BosniaDecember 1995
Started dating JoannaDecember 1995
End of first semester of high schoolDecember 1995
Started the Book of Dweebs1996
Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot1/4/1996
Seinfeld
The Rye2/23/1996
X-Files
Pusher4/3/1996
Unibomber is arrested4/12/1996
Brain Candy4/16/1996
Rage Against the Machine
Evil Empire4/28/1996
Ramones in Albany
Matt punches meMay 1996
Joanna dumps me5/2/1996
Seinfeld
The Bottle Deposit5/27/1996
TwisterJune 1996
Finish freshman year6/18/1996
Beck
Odelay11/3/1992
Clinton wins the 1992 election6/22/1996
Quake7/27/1996
Atlanta Olympics bombing8/5/1996
I go to Guatemala8/19/1996
I return from GuatemalaSeptember 1996
Start sophomore year9/27/1996
The Taliban capture Kabul10/1/1996
Nirvana
From the Muddy Banks of the Wishka10/7/1996
Fox Propaganda Network is launched11/2/1996
Smashing Pumpkins at the Knick11/5/1996
Clinton reelected11/7/1996
NASA launches Mars Global Surveyor1/22/1997
The Onion
World Death Rate Holding Steady At 100 Per-
cent4/18/1997
Bob Dylan at SUNY4/24/1997
Seinfeld
The Yadda YaddaJune 1997
Finish sophomore year6/16/1997
Radiohead
OK Computer7/2/1997
Men in Black7/13/1997
The remains of Che are returned to Cuba8/1/1997
Steve Jobs returns to Apple8/5/1997
311
TransistorSeptember 1997
Start junior year9/16/1997
Busta Rhymes
When Disaster Strikes...10/31/1997
Riven11/25/1997
Myth11/25/1997
Rage Against the Machine video1/17/1998
Drudge report breaks Monica Lewinsky story - years of bullshit ensue2/25/1998
The Onion
Clinton threatens To Drop Da Bomb On Iraq2/26/1998
My maternal grandfather dies3/6/1998
The Big Lebowski5/10/1998
Greenday at Union5/14/1998
Seinfeld
The Finale5/22/1998
Fear and Loathing in Las VegasJune 1998
Finish junior year6/9/1998
Slayer
Diabolous in Musica6/22/1998
New York Times Slayer Review
Even the Furniture Isn’t Safe7/24/1998
Saving Private Ryan8/7/1998
U.S. embassy bombingsSeptember 1998
Start senior year9/4/1998
Google is founded10/6/1998
Matthew Shepherd is murdered11/30/1998
Mr. Show
It's Insane This Guy's Taint12/19/1998
Clinton impeached12/25/1998
First Hochheim Christmas held in SchenectadyMarch 1999
The Onion
Our Dumb CenturyApril 1999
Carmageddon II: Carpocalypse Now4/20/1999
Columbine shooting5/19/1999
Star Wars I - Phantom Menace6/1/1999
Napster releasedJune 1999
Graduate from high school8/8/1999
First day of Bard10/17/1999
George Clinton at Union11/16/1999
Dr. Dre
200111/30/1999
WTO protests1/1/2000
Y2K2/17/2000
The Simpsons
Pygmoelian10/31/2000
Outkast
Stankonia11/7/2000
Bush steal presidency1/15/2001
Wikipedia launched3/24/2001
Mac OSX released9/11/2001
9/119/25/2001
Tenacious D
Tenacious D10/5/2001
The Royal Tenenbaums10/7/2001
Beginning of the War in Afghanistan10/26/2001
Bush signs the Patriot Act12/2/2001
ENRON delcares bankruptcy2/2/2002
I arrive in Russia5/25/2002
Bush/Putin press conference9/24/2002
Beck
Sea Change11/25/2002
Department of Homeland Security created12/20/2002
Meagan and I start dating3/20/2003
Beginning of the War in Iraq5/24/2003
Graduated from Bard9/24/2003
My paternal grandfather dies11/19/2003
Finished 1st complete Draft Book of DweebsDecember 2003
I home back to Schenectady12/13/2003
Saddam Hussein capturedFebruary 2004
I move to D.C.4/30/2004
Mean Girls8/25/2005
Hurricane Katrina4/29/2006 8:40PM
Fully finished the Book of Dweebs12/30/2006
Saddam Hussein is executed4/29/2007
I go to Bolivia5/14/2007
I return from Bolivia5/12/2007
Meagan breaks my heart8/9/2007
Subprime mortgage crisis beginsDecember 2007
Great Recession begins4/14/2008
Book of Dweebs published1996
Draft I1996
Title Page
The Nidfritz Foozitz Putz
The Band
Hand signals
The Fungus Festival
The Sacred Art of Yak shaving
Zirgloff Kernons fer sale
The Measure of Money5/11/96 to 4/21/97
End range4/21/1997
Official Anger application4/2 to 4/24/97
Court Order4/24/1997
Anger WaiverAfter 4/24/1997
Anger Revocation Application
The Mystical Grocery Store of Antioch
Order For Destruction
Nong the Beheaded Goat
Surge
Ramgul the Destroyer
Beat Down
Dweebian Ethics
Yaks
How to Worship Krishna (Altar Model #7)
Bert
Mrs. Chaplek
Croatia
Ernesto the Copper Rat
The Sacred Staff of SPAM
Authors Note
The Core
Linton
Akbar Revisited
Ernesto “Che” Guevara
Павел
Oink
The Datsun
Frank the Barber Guy
The Jothing of Tartella
The Next Ten Commandments
Dog Woman
The Sacred Pool
Mel
Redneckia: A StudyAfter 9/2/97
96-97 The Year in Dew
The Sacred Art of Duting
The Pink Floyd Airship
Easy Cheese
Dew Gelatin
Batman or Superman?
The Sacred Staff of Easy Cheese
How to Worship Krishna (Altar Model #8)
The Kwik-E-Mart
The Tooth Fairy
Voodoo Highway
Dairianism
The Essence of a Dweeb
The Meaning of Life
The Sacred Cheese Wax Candleafter 2nd half of October 1997
The Perfect Dew
An innovation for PEZ®
The Wonder of Dotsafter 10/31/97
Riven
Yam
A Dinner Party
Old School vs. New School
Velveetaland
Jerry the Happy Albino Cave Worm (The Beginning)
Jerry the Happy Albino Cave Worm
Ernesto “Che” Guevara (The Cat)11/22/97
Of Recent Scientific Discoveriesafter 11/22/97
SHAFT
The Ebonics System
How to Worship Krishna (Altar Model #9)
The Ferrets of Annoyance
A Very Noble Cause12/30/97
Draft II5/13/98
Draft III5/13/98
Juan Pablo the Dyslexic Tattooist
Childhood
Dakota?
The Price is Right
Tartella Boaths of Timod Gee
A Word About the Preceding
The Automotive Rule Book1/21/99
Draft IV1/21/99
N.U.U.N.s
The Holy Pants of Cordroydia
Maturity
News Flash!
Life’s a Beach
The Anti-Spoon
The Monument to Pot Head
The Glorious Dweebian Revolution
Where is Mack Daddy?
America
What’s up dog?
The Death of the DatsunEnd of June 1999
The Zone
Krishna Speaks to the Children
The Meat Grinder
How Joep the Great Zeppelin Came to be a Dweeb
Crackdown on Pastry Grammar
The Tao of SPAMAugust 1999
Sweet Lady Justice8/25/99
A letter from Krishna to Pot Head9/13/99
Draft V1/3/00 to 2/22/02
Draft VI1/3/00 to 2/22/02
Draft VI2/22/02
The Perfect Banana
Tobacco
Nindobee
Slayer... Rock?
On Names
On the Christian ProblemBefore 12/17/02
Acknowledgments
Part I: A Dysentery of Emotions
How to Worship Krishna
The Henry Kissinger Collective
The Illustrious Pontifications
Dweebian Emotional Law
Part II: An Antisocial Socialist12/17/20002
Revenge of the Sea Bass11/5/04
Nemo and Santa Claus
Pablo
The Ethical Statutes of Dweebism
Supplementary Ethical Statutes
Part III: The Big Pochemu
The Great Debate
The Darkness and the Right
On the Gray Menace
The Bardian (or “the False Sucka”)
How to worship Krishna (Altar model #10)11/5/04
Draft VII3/13/06
Draft VIII3/13/2006
*****7/12/07
Draft IX5/10/1996
Table of Contents to Carl the Quick4/21/1997
SPAM to Anvils9/24/1991
Dr. Suess dies4/5/1994
Kurt Cobain dies4/22/1994
Richard Nixon dies6/12/1994
O.J. Simpson murders11/4/1995
Yitzhak Rabin assassinated8/31/97
Princess Diana dies12/12/1999
Joseph Heller dies12/18/97
Chris Farley dies3/9/97
Biggie dies9/13/96
Tupac dies4/15/2001
Joey Ramone dies11/22/02
Joe Strummer dies7/4/2003
Barry White dies7/22/03
Uday and Qusay Hussein die6/5/04
Ronald Reagan dies3/7/06
Gordon Parks dies4/11/07
Kurt Vonnegut dies8/30/07
Michael Jackson dies1/23/06
Meagan moves to Bolivia
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