Let's play WHAMAGEDDON !!! (2023 edition)

Get ready to jingle your bells and dodge the Wham bomb in the ultimate holiday challenge: WHAMAGEDDON! The 1st Rule: Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to dance through December without catching a whiff of WHAM’s “Last Christmas.” It’s like avoiding mistletoe, but with more suspense. The 2nd Rule: The game kicks off on December 1st (tomorrow), giving you a little head start to build your WHAM immunity fortress. The battle ends just in time for Santa to make his rounds on December 24th. The 3rd Rule: No shortcuts here! Only the OG version of “Last Christmas” counts. Feel free to savor remixes and covers; just don’t let the original sneak up on you like a surprise fruitcake. The 4th Rule: Channel your inner pop music detective. The moment you shout, “Ah-ha! That’s WHAM!” consider yourself out. It’s like musical hide-and-seek, but with more mulled wine. Bonus Rule: Spread the festive cheer! When you get hit, react with a :christmas_tree: emoji. Because nothing says “I’ve been WHAMMED” like a virtual tree. PvP? While we can’t stop you from unleashing WHAM fury on your colleagues, remember this is survival, not a musical showdown. No need for Battle Royale drama—let’s keep it holly and jolly, okay? So, gather your earplugs, fortify your playlists, and let the WHAMAGEDDON begin! May the odds be ever in your favor, and may your holiday soundtrack be WHAM-free.