1 Jan 1898 Jahr - Spanish-American War

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"United States ran out of destiny, so they're looking for more -
Hawai!
Cuba!
Wait, Spain controls Cuba.
'Well blame something on them and go to war.'
What shall we blame on them?
'Let's blame the Maine on Spain!'
So they blame the Maine on Spain..
Now we're in business!
To celebrate, they kick Panama out of Panama and make a canal connecting the 2 oceans."

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